Austrian Death Machine

metal/humour/As I Lay Dying side project, San Marcos, California, USA

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Austrian Death Machine - стёбный проект вокалиста As I Lay Dying Тима Ламберсиса.

Описывая ту или иную группу, часто слышим: "Вот, эта группа - то, какой должна быть тяжелая банда". Austrian Death Machine - это то, как должна звучать настоящая тяжелая банда:
- скоростные ритмы по цёркл-питу
- четко построенная композиция с логическим брейкдауном. Ты не прогадаешь момент, когда нужно мошить.
- классические сингалонги для подпевок
- ДАЕШЬ гитарное соло в каждой песне!

Ну и конечно же вокал, который звучит невероятно сердито! А не так, как у накрашенных ребят в узкачах, которых можно сдуть одним махом.

Теперь о лирике. Часто слышу песни, тексты которых были нагло украдены у злых третьеклассников, которые ненавидят ходить в церковь или не хотят убирать в комнате. Теперь настало время воровать текста из Голливудских сценариев, написанных хотя бы до шестого класса.

Итак, итог: Austrian Death Machine - это быстрая, злая, брутальная группа, и в каждой песне есть соло!:clever:
Ты не найдешь здесь текстов по пауер-металу или высоко-поэтических полетов. Это лишь аргессивно спетые, движимые тестостероном фразы, которые наш любимый губернатор Арнольд с удовольствием подтвердил бы.

Austrian Death Machine - это трибьют к фильмам Арнольда, в которой Арнольд - фронтмен. Музыка написана мною в свободное время.
Тим Ламберзис​
Состав:
Ahhhnold - vox
Tim Lambersis - guitar
Tim Lambersis - bass
Tim Lambersis - drums

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2008 "Total Brutal"
1. "Hello California"
2. "Get To The Choppa" (приглашенный гитарист Jason Suecof)
3. "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers" (приглашенный гитарист Mark MacDonald)
4. "All Of The Songs Sound The Same"
5. "I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (приглашенный гитарист Dan Fitzgerald)
6. "Come With Me If You Want To Live" (приглашенный гитарист Adam Dutkiewicz)
7. "What It's Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice"
8. "Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (приглашенный гитарист Nick Hipa)
9. "You Have Just Been Erased" (приглашенный гитарист Mark MacDonald)
10. "Broo-Tall Song Idea"
11. "Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero" (приглашенные гитаристы Eyal Levi и Emil Werstler)
12. "So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It"
13. "Screw You (Benny)" (приглашенный гитарист Jason Suecof)
14. "Why?"
15. "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (приглашенный гитарист Jason Barnes)
16. "It's Not A Tumor" (приглашенный гитарист Mark MacDonald)
17. "Not So Hidden Track"

2009 - Double Brutal
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а где же сам релиз??? :thinking:
 
По-моему сабж ближе всего к трешне, даже облогу Репка рисовал.

А так не знаю, два раза послушать. Стеб несмешной, музыка ниче, но не цепляет.
В любом случае лучше AALD
 
бля, я фанат!!!! скорей бы уже рождественский альбом вышел!:pray::pray::pray:
 
у меня что-то нет желания слушать. но скорей всего в мейнстрим метал. да?
 
Бля.Да да ето мейнстрим метал,риальне опасносте как бе
 
Thrashnegger :stupid:, I Am A Cybernetic Organism - самая крутая песня с альбома ))))
 
Гет ту зэ чоппа :super::super:
шото я думал тема была о дэз машине :dontknow:
ну да ладно - реально вместо Эз Ай Лэй Краин лучше их везти :super::super::super::super:
 
Тим класный вокалист,еще какие соло выдумал Чоппа:clever:
 
"you think the songs all sound the same? Of course they sound the same, because they all sound BRUTAL!!!" :scream::scream::scream::super::super::super::super:


"Like that band, As I Lay Crying, that singers awful, sounds like a dying moose.

Dude I don't know if you know this by now but i actually play in that band.

Oh, oh really? Well you're an idiot!

Dude i'm just trying to make a living you know i have 5 band member to feed.

I thought there were only 4?

Well, the bass player uhhh...

You idiot! I'll show you what happens when you betray me."
Арни брутален :pray::super::super::super:
 
Austrian Death Machine
Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying as Ahhnold
August 19th, 2008, by Tobe
Austrian Death Machine 2008

Hey, Arnie! What’s up in the state of California? Your first album has just been unleashed! How does it feel switching from brutal movies to brutal music?

This is where I belong. It is the ultimate combination of my love for metal music as well as the great one-liners from my action movies. When I did Terminator 2, I was in a Guns N’ Roses video and then when I did Last Action Hero I was with AC/DC. Ever since then I’ve been waiting for someone to write music for me so I can be in my own band.


How was the idea born to invent Terminator Thrash? What’s the story behind it?

Tim Lambesis is a fun guy. He’s always talking about crazy ideas with his friends, but this is one crazy idea that we made happen. It was easy because Tim didn’t have to worry about getting an entire band together. He just did everything himself.


Did your wife help you choosing the band name and the album title? How was all that created?

I love my wife, but this is thrash metal. Girls were not allowed in metal concerts back in the 80’s. Ok... maybe they were, but this name is entirely inspired by my brutality as the death machine in Terminator combined with my huge muscles as a body building star known as the Austrian Oak.


Did you manage to implement the new rules you were thinking about? Have there already opened some first „25 Hours Of Fitness“ studios?

25 Hour Fitness is spreading like a new religion. We don’t need massive buildings because it’s happening in people’s homes where they listen to Austrian Death Machine 25 hours a day.


You’ve got a deep connection to AS I LAY DYING even if you don’t like the vocalist’s style of singing – also there are some guest appearances by famous metal icons like Adam D., Jason Suecof... I guess you had no problem convincing them to help you out?

All of these girly men [actually an original Schwarzenegger-quote, more about that here – author’s note] came to me asking to be in a band with such a powerful man like myself. I allowed them to play a guitar solo only after they pledged their allegiance. They also admitted that I was in all of their favorite movies. Besides that, those guys are all friends of Tim’s so he said they had fun making the music.


As we can see on the cover of „Total Brutal“ you are in great shape again! What do you do to rebuild your body?

This time I didn’t bother worrying about steroids or anything like that. I just replaced my arms with machine like muscles so I will never get flabby. My new muscles can crush anyone.
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How many bullets did you catch while the photo shootings? We can’t see your back where you got hit several times as well, i think, right? Also – what happened during the photo shootings, from what did you save the world this time?

I allowed myself to get shot only because I wanted to test out my new metal endoskeleton. Otherwise, no one would even be able to touch me. This time I destroyed an entire city with just a microphone as you can see from the cover photo. [click the cover for a detailed view! – author’s note] Also, you can see two girls lying in the debris in the background. Girls are always responsible for trying to destroy the world.


How can you manage to govern California, being the greatest actor in the world and composing brutal songs?

Of course. I haven’t made a new movie for a while so I need to keep the legacy of my great acting days alive through music.


Will „Total Brutal“ remain to be the only release by AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE or will you continue doing music?

I already have ideas for the second release. One of my favorite movies is Commando and I didn’t include that in "Total Brutal." There are so many more great moments that must be written about.


Do you plan to play some songs on your next election parties? Or do you think about doing some real metal shows?

Both. Some of the great musicians who did guest guitar solos are preparing to play with me live. Also, Matt from August Burns Red committed to playing drums for live shows.


Arnie, it was a real pleasure having you answer these questions. We deeply appreciate this! Thank you so much for your time and this interview! Is there any last thing the governator of California wants to tell the German readers?

I wish that the world would unite so I could be Governor of the world. If this ever happened I would destroy all girly types of music and make metal the world anthem!
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это пять :pray::super::super::super::super::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Арни брутален :super:
 
Арнольд поздравляет всех юзеров неформата с Рождеством и делает им подарок :super: :

Austrian Death Machine - A Very Brutal Christmas [EP]
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Tracklist:
1. Jingle Bells
2. Get To The Choppa
3. Hell Bent For Leather (Judas Priest cover)
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Кстати крутая группа!)мне понравилось
 
Жека не в тот тред отписал. Изначально хотел отписать в Корне :stupid:
 
По музыке хороши, солячки по трешне особенно. Да и закачек тоже хватает )) Ну нормально так Шварца стебать ))
 
чего новое ЕП не ценим?
 
отличный проект, точно в 10-ке лучших для меня за этот год, новый EP тоже хорош, Jingle Bells вне конкурениции:stupid: люблю такие "рождественнские" темы, у August Burns Red из этой серии классный трек Carol Of The Bells:yeah:
 
офигеть группа , мне понравилось
обожаю соло гитару в песнях а тут , она почти везде . сила......
Jingle Bells - вне конкуренции .... жесть :stupid:
 
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The heaviest metal band in the world (by sheer mass), Austrian Death Machine, has finished their follow-up to Total Brutal - get ready for Double Brutal! Not satisfied with the limitations offered by putting out a single disc album, Ahhnold demanded two full CDs full of muscle pumping metal! When asked why they needed two discs and why he thought that was best, he quickly replied, "Two discs made it heavy and brutal enough to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Double Brutal is packed with more "juice" than a professional athlete. Disc one features soon to be classics "See You At The Party Richter," and "Let Off Some Steam Bennett." Disc two is crammed full of metal covers, complete with Ahhnold's take on them, including Metallica's "Trapped Under Ice" and "Killing Is My Business...and Business Is Good" by none other than Megadeth.

Austrian Death Machine guitarist, bassist, drummer and vocalist, Tim Lambesis adds: "Most bands sit around in a rehearsal room for a few years to put out a 10 song album and do a tour supporting that release. I've been a busy touring with As I Lay Dying and traveled everywhere this year besides Antarctica, but in the five minutes that I was home between tours I decided to put together a double disc of Ahhnold inspired brutality called Double Brutal. Also, Ed Repka (the legend behind the artwork for Megadeth) did an amazing job on this album cover."

Double Brutal track listing:

Disc 1
01. Double Ahhnold
02. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle (from Terminator 2)
featuring guest shredding by Andrew Tapley
03. Let Off Some Steam Bennett (from Commando)
featuring guest shredding by Rusty Cooley
04. Who Writes the Songs? (The Real Bomb Track)
05. It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat (from Pumping Iron)
featuring guest shredding by Andrew Tapley
06. See You at the Party Richter (from Total Recall)
featuring guest shredding by Chris Storey
07. Hey coоkie Monster, Nothing is as Brutal as Neaahhh
08. Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? (from Jingle All the Way)
featuring guest shredding by Mark MacDonald
09. Come on Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar (from Total Recall)
featuring guest shredding by Buz McGrath
10. Who is Your Daddy, and What Does He? 2
11. Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do it Now (from Predator)
featuring guest shredding by Kris Norris
12. Allow Me To Break The Ice (from Batman & Robin)
featuring guest shredding by James Gericke
13. Conan, What is Best in Life? (from Conan the Barbarian)
featuring guest shredding by Rocky Gray and Jason Suecof

Disc 2
01. Intro to the Intro
02. T2 Theme
03. Hell Bent for Leather (from Terminator 2 / Judas Priest cover)
04. Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy
05. Trapped Under Ice (from Batman & Robin / Metallica cover)
06. Iron Fist (from Terminator / Motörhead cover)
07. Recalling Mars
08. I Turned into a Martian (from Total Recall / Misfits cover)
09. Killing is My Business...and Business is Good (from everything / Megadeth cover)
10. Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando (from Commando / Goretorture cover)
11. Gotta Go (from Terminator / Agnostic Front cover)

ждем типа:in_love:
 
облога что то не сильно впечатляет, кроме челюсти Арни, а так ждем да :super:
 
вот и первый новый трек. слушаем, делимся впечатлениями
I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots And Your Motorcycle
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новый трек бесподобен, Арни снова в строю:rock:
 
аааа, поскорей бы альб!!!! арни шикарен!!! чет ту зе чоппа!!!!
 
трек угарнейший :super:
 
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